Teddy jordan secretly hates his owner Erin jordan because she tries and rapes him when he tries to eat. she starts wanking him off as she says it helps him eat ok erin ! Teddy has tried to run away multiple physco but erins a physco and practically sits on him .
by Banana ABBA March 11, 2020
Get the teddy jordan mug.The biggest bitch in the whole world. Man will AWAYS find a way to DESTROY your rep/life or the dumbest/offensive shit ever and will say it was "A jOkE".
Jordan: "what is the outfit??? Your just asking for it Angi!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
Angi: "wtf is wrong w you, why would you say that???"
Jordan: "Chill it's just a joke!"
by Just_statingthe_factstbh January 1, 2023
Get the Jordan mug.Jordan is a good guy. He's thoughtful and caring. He's respectful. He looks like some sort of Greek god.
He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.
It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.
Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.
He seems to like women that don't give or attract extra attention like everyone else he may be used to. He wants to try and connect with the one no one can connect with.
It sounds and feels like some sort of bs rom com where the jock and the shy girl fall in love. But it turns out they both missed out from building each other up too much in their minds and being disappointed with their talks in person.
Maybe Jordan and this girl should forget about taking time to warm up to people and just ask them out.
by Dearpdj March 12, 2020
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