jordan guidotti

a guy that has a massive penis and will give the best backshots

have you went to jordan guidotti house yet i cant walk for 2 weeks now

by goofy kid1133988 February 13, 2024

Jordan

Usually like to bully others but is also described as a DOM NAAI

“Jordan is a real dim naai”

by Micael.brown November 21, 2023

Jordan

A Jordan will whoop your ass in fortnite. His ethnic descent comes from a long ancestral cult called ‘GOAT’. Taking this into consideration, he is usually referred to as a goat by his friends and family. Jordan’s are very rare, so if you do have a Jordan in your life, protect him and respect him.

Fortnite gamer: yo, who’s that goat running at us with a rocket launcher??.?
Jordan: I’m coming for you nig*er !

by Damien Harbotleswith April 4, 2020

Jordan

weird man

person 1: Jordan is ok

person 2: ok

by Fake Repster July 31, 2021

Jordan

Once you meet a Jordan you’ll never forget the time that was spent with him. He is the hottest,funniest,charming guy in your whole school and he can’t help but have his eyes on you all the time.If you are trying to snag a Jordan you need to hurry because all the girls want him and who would blame them.Although he loves to play games, when he looks at your heart just starts to unthaw. It’s incredible how a Jordan could affect so many lives, I know he affected mine<3

Jordan is SO CUTE!!!

by theyallwant* January 5, 2022

Jordan Cards

Jordan Cards are the horrific cards anyone can pull in any card games.

I got a full house what’d you get? Damn I got Jordan Cards

by anonymous November 25, 2023

Jordan

To be perfect

I wanna be like Jordan

by Empress Jordan March 30, 2020