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Jersey Meathook

The Jersey Meathook is where you touch all your fingers together and you push as hard/fast as possible into a wet vagina.
“How’d she cum?”

“I used the Jersey Meathook
by Whoisasking February 4, 2019
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New Jersey Giants

A football team whose fans like to berate Jet fans for being too poor. The fact is that these people all live in New Jersey and upstate NY, FAR from NYC. They fail to realize that the Jets are the true team of NYC, and that the Jets are infinitely better these days. The Giants will continue to suck until they get a decent O-Line and a tight end who isn't beathing the crap out of refs. Their QBs are also average at best, and Eli will never become anything like his brother. Their saving graces are Tiki Barber and Michael Strahan.
The Giants will probably go five years before making the playoffs again, while the Jets and the Eagles continue to soar high above them. And Shockey is far worse than TO when it comes to berating.
by Crazyswordsman February 4, 2005
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jersey shore

jersey shore, is the meaning of life. a bunch of juiced up guido's and orange tinted guidettes PARTYTING IT UP. side effects of watching this show :fist pumping, urge to tan, attraction to hair gel, the need to "get it in" 24.hours.a.day.
ME:dudeee did u watch jersey shore last night
MICHAEL: yeahh i brahh i had this inexplicable need to pump my fist and say YEAH BUDDY repeatedly
by miss-juschillin_97 August 6, 2011
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new jersey stew

when a man pulls out after anal sex his dick has corn on it.
I pulled out of this chick and there was corn on my dick. Talk about a New Jersey Stew!!!
by tyler akers March 3, 2005
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jersey

any person, place, thing, or event that is or was fun and that does not involve man love.
man that party was jersey, there was a lotta jLo booties and some kickin' tunes
by deeeVON January 29, 2004
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jersey

One's Name & Phone Number. As when a male is hitting on a female, asking for her 'digits.'
"Chicks givin' me they jersey, tha's they name and numba"
by Kim February 28, 2004
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New Jersey Titty Fuck

It's when you take a crap on a girl's chest before you titty fuck the shit out of her.
Pat gave her the biggest New Jersey Titty Fuck ever.
by del87 August 4, 2007
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