If you make eye contact with him...you will be killed by three baby giraffes, followed by 2 of Santa's elves and Mrs. Claus burying you in the ground and you will wake up in hell with only an old lady named Ruth to accompany you.
by Jacob with two e's March 13, 2019
Get the Jacob with two b'smug. A fat kid with contacts that thinks he is very smart but is actually very stupid. He likes to brag about his grades to his friends.
by Eelam9 February 12, 2019
Get the Jacob Allenmug. Men are always right, Women are always wrong.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Exeption: When (most) men agree with the woman, in which case the woman is right.
Otherwise a paradox would be created in which neither man or woman are right.
Felice says Thomas is yellow, Thomas says he's not. Male friends agree with Felice
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
According to Jacob's Third Law Felice and her male friends are right. Thomas is yellow.
by Elizabeth171 April 11, 2009
Get the Jacob's Third Lawmug. girl 1: Do you think he will like me
Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
both girls: jhcbzdghbhczshfgbdsygvduhzvbzchnbydghb yudhjhds
Girl 2: im not sure
Jacob: hello ladies lol
both girls: jhcbzdghbhczshfgbdsygvduhzvbzchnbydghb yudhjhds
by jacob!#@$benza February 21, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. 
everyone knows a jacob and everyone knows that they are gordo and feo. they are literally the most annoying people on the planet and make you lose your marbles. eliminate any jacobs
by ahafkfieurf March 1, 2020
Get the Jacobmug. Jacob is a overall great person. He can make you smile a lot. If you have had a bad day he will just say something funny and it will make your day. Once ou get to know him he will be a very sweet and good friend.
Hey Jacob.
by Addi grace February 16, 2019
Get the Jacobmug.