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Italian bellyflop

When you tie a persons legs to a heavy object (rock or cement block) then push them off a bridge and they hit the water painfully hard.
That asshole got what he deserved. You should have seen that Italian bellyflop as he hit the water!
by Tagliatelle May 29, 2016
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Italian Brun Special

When you’re hanging with your buddy at an olive garden and proceed to shove every single breadstick into their anus and pull them out and eat every single one
Person 1: Why was Dylan so happy last night
Person 2: He went out to eat last night with Tyler and got a Italian Brun Special
by Johny763 April 5, 2024
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the Italian job

An act upon which a man inserts his fingers in a pinched fingers gesture Italian style, into a womens vagina.
North! I can't believe you preformed the Italian job! how did it even fit in?
by Wolsingham incident January 27, 2022
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Italian sunburn

The sexual act of titty fucking a female so hard that that her entire cleavage becomes red, raw, and sore.
Dude, I totally gave Sally an Italian sunburn last night!
by Philabadee June 18, 2013
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Italian men

Some ugly disgusting hideous hairy stinky smelly monkeys / chimpanzees / bingo bongo dago bozo bonobos. Tropical mediterranean dago guinea greaseball wop guido goombah ass monke with the ego of a superhuman. Sided with Nazis but ended up begging Adolf Hitler / funny moustache man to save their hairy asses. Lost to stone age starving Ethiopians during their colonialist imperialist conquest. Losers who are liked only by blind and mentally challenged creatures even lower on the evolutionary ladder.
You want Italian men as boyfriends? Why don't you just go and live inside a zoo cage / circus tent?
by Not An Ugly Dago Monkey March 2, 2025
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Italian Chocolate Freezie

A sexual act where the partner licks Nutella off of a man's scrotum while rubbing ice cubes on his nipples.
Yo, my last night my bitch gave me an Italian Chocolate Freezie. It was pretty awesome but I had some nippy nips afterwards.
by davidkones May 17, 2014
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Italian Tortilla

When you take a tortilla and shove it up a woman's anus and then twist it three times, pull it out, and eat it like a taco
Johnny asked Sarah for a Italian Tortilla and she slapped him with it.
by thafisher51 March 20, 2025
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