Retire-Fire

When you're boss tells you that you are fired at their retirement party. It of course holds no ground because they no longer have any authority over you. It is usually a power trip done to try to convince themself that they are not getting old and that they can still boss people around (not including grandchildren).

"Hey Jim, I heard that Janice fired you last night at her retirement party."
"No, she retire-fired me. She's just trying to convince herself that she is still in charge."

by Jmd555RivCa March 27, 2009

fire-ringin

to picture June Carter write Ring of Fire and to feel it intensely
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I was fire-ringin so bad this week. So heavy. So deep.
Do you get that with music too?

by Krkič March 29, 2019

Friendly Fire

When you cum inside of your cheating girlfriend who 'secretly' fucks your friends and give her an STD. She then fucks your friends and gives them the same STD.

Get fucked you traitor! That's what I call friendly fire!

by meaty scrotum June 24, 2020

Fire Hound

A machine of a Fireman that also happens to be a manwhore, pimp, player. A Firefighter who’s an absolute physical specimen and uses girls for sex or the pleasure. They STAY cheating on their girlfriends OR they have TOO many girls on their hose line to even keep up with.

Megan - "Girrrl, holy shit you know that Carlos boy? He is TOO cute!!"

Andy - "Nawh, don't talk to him. He’s just a Fire Hound, he gonna play you if you do."

by Note hagas October 3, 2019

Ring of fire

A ring of fire is typically A shit that burns your asswhole as it comes out. It is a usual occurrence for western people after the consuming of spicy food. The ring of fire is a shit that is 100 degrees celcius ( give or take a few degrees). Many say that ' it feels like a carpet burn inside you asswhole'. A ring of fire commonly occurs after eating Taco Bell or going to a traditional Indian restaurant.

The Taco Bell gave me a Ring of fire that consisted for 3 days and and burned my ass

by Dr Shlock ma bum whole August 22, 2017

COTTON FIRE

When you smoke too much weed , and your mouth is so dry, you have no spit for Anal lube... But you both decide to do it any way.

How much weed did you smoke if you want anal I'm not down for a COTTON FIRE....Get the lube

by Sick Em D August 24, 2022

Return fire

When a man pisses at a urinal, and some of his pee ricochet off of the urinal and lands on his face. This usually only happens when a man's stream is very powerful, so that is why this earned the name returning fire. A man's stream is so powerful that the urinal has no other decision but to retaliate.

Me: Why is your face wet?
Friend: Because a urinal gave me some heavy return fire.
Me: Whats return fire?
Friend: When you piss at a urinal and it decides to return the favor.

by IcomplainToTheInternet17 November 14, 2018