Australian internet 

The internet that's so slow you, could slap 50 RDS-220 tsar bombs on a disabled sloth with one arm and be still slower then the goddamn sloth

Guy number 1: Bro google just finish loading my search after 5 weeks
Guy number 2: You're obviously lying this is Australian internet

Australian internet by That guy who sells white candy October 27, 2021

Walgreens Internet 

When someone lags so bad on DayZ, you call out their slow internet connection. Also can be substituted with Rite-Aid internet.

Dom: Man oh man I'm desyncing like crazy Bro. Fuck this Game!

Mez: Maaaan. Shut yo Bitch ass up wit yo Walgreens Internet havin-ass!

Walgreens Internet by ShizaMez August 23, 2022

Super-fun-happy-internet-time 

Pornography - a nice euphemism

I've scheduled 2 hours of super-fun-happy-internet-time into my revision timetable sir

Super-fun-happy-internet-time by Dr Bastard April 12, 2010

Dying on the Internet 

also abbreviated as doti.
tfw You're just sitting at your screen with nothing to do except drift off listening to music.

Person 1: Hey, what're you doing?

Person 2: Idk, Just Dying on the Internet.

Dying on the Internet by japanesque October 25, 2019

I depend on internet numbers for money 

Something youtubers say while advertising their channel.

A youtuber of 1M subs variety: Please subscribe, I depend on Internet numbers for money

I depend on internet numbers for money by God of family-friendliness December 30, 2021

daily dose of internet 

basically the channel who post 1000000 iq stuff

hi this is your daily dose of internet is what he says

daily dose of internet by Phu The Writer May 11, 2022

There's nothing on the internet 

That ineffable boredom that overcomes one when surfing on the fastest Internet connection on Earth .... and there's still nothing worth looking at.

God! I should have gone out tonight, THERE'S NOTHING ON THE INTERNET!!!

There's nothing on the internet by LoneTree April 24, 2017