A flaming Jobi is a phase in sexual intercourse when the male covers his genitalia in Vaseline, dips it in fondue liquid and lights it on fire. Once this is done, the male penetrates a male or a female, in which ever orifice, in order to extinguish the inferno.
Dude, I'm soooo pulling a flaming Jobi off on Catherine. She's kinda scared but I've got experience with pyrotechnics.
by Jobi Jabin Yassif Goseph November 23, 2007
by bostonschoolofpharmacy January 14, 2008
I asked Dave if he wanted a flame kiss earring. He shrugged and agreed, so I burned him with my bic.
by Don's Johnson March 12, 2021
by flaming poop June 17, 2015
You have to grow your beard longer than merlin and gandalf's combined, screw two brackets at the top of your stairs and place a trident within them. Take your woman, start making love to her doggy style at the top of your stairs, just as you're about to jizz, grab the trident, set your beard on fire, whip your girl's arms out from under and ride her down the stairs while shouting "By Zeus's Beard"
by OisDawgofCans December 14, 2016
Taking a bong hit and then before releasing taking a shot of alcohol. The idea is to take the bong hit without friends noticing and then when they walk in on you all they'll see is you taking a shot of whiskey and spewing smoke afterwards.
I flamed a Dave in front of my friend yesterday, and he was speachless.
The Flaming Dave will confuse your friends to no end without an explanation.
The Flaming Dave will confuse your friends to no end without an explanation.
by Papashan December 22, 2015
i was walking through target yesterday, & saw a group of flaming communists making fun of all the costumers who were shopping there.
by pizzapreacher88 January 14, 2013