Kate day

When someone does absolutely nothing all day, they sleep in very late and does nothing all day

Hey man you were asleep until 8pm, how was your Kate day

by Monkeyjunky12345 August 20, 2020

P Day

The Friday before Thanksgiving, an annual holiday.

This day originated in Nov. 2019 when office coworkers decided that the earliest Christmas music could be played and Christmas decorations could be set up in the office was the Friday before Thanksgiving. It was decided that this should become an annual holiday, similar to Pi Day (3/14) but better! This day should be celebrated annually by decorating offices for Christmas and eating all things that start with the letter P (pancakes, pretzels, pie, pizza, pumpkin, popcorn, etc.). Enjoy your P Day!

I can't wait to decorate the office and eat pizza, pancakes and pie on P Day this year!

by Tit Tis Truth November 19, 2021

Day of the Mclawry

On the 15th of July every year an ancient tradition descending back from pagan times. On this very day any person with the name going by McLawry must be served and treated like a king of his own kingdom and is entitled to have what ever he so desires. This includes blow jobs, hand jobs or any sexual gratification. If this is not done this could bring about the end of days as it is a bad omen of a lawry to be denied his God given rights.

Hey woman I here by declare my name is McLawry and today is the 15th of July' Day of the McLawry Now to save the rest of humanity you must now get on your'e knees and suck me off for no less than 30 minutes and after that you will ride me like a horse until my hip bones have been atomized. Do this and you shall be doing your'e part in saving all of humanity.

by Corpserooter July 7, 2018

Internet Day

An internet day is a day on which you can use the internet.

For most people, every day is an internet day, so the term is useless. However, when you cannot afford a monthly internet subscription, and you have to buy internet on a day by day basis, the term takes on a whole new meaning.

Flatmate 1: Oh did you hear about .....?
Flatmate 2: No?
Flatmate 1: Google it.

Flatmate 2: It's not an internet day...

Flatmate 1: Internet Day?
Flatmate 2: INTERNET DAY, YES MATE.

by OhTheDamageIsDone March 4, 2011

jubilee day

The biggest one day street fair on the east coast. Its located in mechanicsburg, pa's main street. There are rides, food, skate contests, little booths with fun stuff ect. always on a thursday.

Josh:Hey bra' we going in town to jubilee day. Everyone is gunna be there.
Pits: Yeah and we can go own in the skate contest with billy and Corbit.
Josh: then hit up those sick rides right...
Pits:hell ya Jubilee day is the bomb

by jmitch snitch June 10, 2008

Razmoose day

The best day of the year. this day is often accompanied by Razmoose day eve. not to forget Razmoose day eve, eve, eve, eve, eve, eve. EVERY DAY IS RAZMOOSE DAY EVE (EXCEPT RAZMOOSE DAY)

the common food eaten on razmoose day is monkey bananananana and was created in Daneland

hey do you guys celebrate RAZMOOSE day.
yes but not religiously were not in Daneland

by flawedisbad December 24, 2021

Purpp Day

Purpp Day, is a cultural and religious celebration held on May 15, the birth date of Smokepurpp, on that day every screams esketit as a celebration chant.

What we doing on Purpp Day?

by based4eva June 14, 2019