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Human Shade Trees

People who bite from other artists then spitefully hide and even go as far as put shame on the originator's name to throw shade on their work.
"...they follow, watch and learn from that pioneer, but then they treat him like a threat and competition, because they are Human Shade Trees. ..."
by HipHop Philosophy Radio February 5, 2015
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a normal human being

A person that can pay their bills, has been married, does NOT eat 17,000 ponds of cheese every year, and has a good job.
not me, that’s for sure. a normal human being wouldn’t eat 17,000 pounds of cheese every year and have a wife. not me.
by Cheese Addict January 31, 2020
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Human Oil Change

v.
In an attempt to pass a drug test after recently ingesting an illegal substance, one uses a catheter to remove all of the urine from the bladder. Once removed, it is replaced by the urine of someone who would piss clean, also by catheter. The result is a clean urinalysis test for drug users everywhere.
Wallace- "Hey man. How did drug court go?"
Jones- "Great! One blunt and a human oil change later I passed!"
by Kiril Ishikawa December 19, 2014
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human parking cones

when two jacked-up midgets paint themselves orange, and you have to parallel-park in between them
Dude #1: Sorry I'm late, dude
Dude #2: What took you so long?
Dude #1: There was a pair of human parking cones in the lot, and it took me forever to get it right
by J-fisher December 14, 2010
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Sledding Human Centipede

When forming a chain of 3 or more sleds and sledding down a huge hill and having an epic crash at the end. Sounds like a cool idea but in the end everyone gets destroyed. Thus follows the plot of the Human Centipede.
Steve: "Dude, we should all get together and sled down in one chain"

Kyle: "A Sledding Human Centipede. Not trying to go to the Er."

Steve: "Pussy"
by Da real Adler Smith trick February 22, 2011
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adult human female

What normal people understand as the definition of the word "woman".

Considered to be "transphobic" by the scientifically ignorant who believe in such things as "girls brains" and "boy brains" but don't like being told about biological reality.
adult human female: "that man is a man"
TRA: "are you a biologist?"
adult human female: "I'm not a vet but I know what a dog is"
by SalopianSnark December 15, 2022
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human parking cone

that thing when two jacked midgets paint themselves orange and you have to park between them
Guy 1: Hey look two midgets in orange

Guy 2: Let's park between them, like they're two human parking cones
by SilliParker December 13, 2010
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