Dad Hooked

When someone (commonly a father figure) walks into a room with a show on the tv and slowly sits down on the couch as they are glued to the screen

Them: Have you watched Stranger Things yet?
You: No I walked in on my parents watching Breaking Bad and god Dad Hooked

by Cartini July 5, 2022

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Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

The Amish"full hookup" includes tents and uses lard.

Some guy looking like "Gary Busey" broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a "full hook-up" now he knows what Campground prison rape is like.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022

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Full hook-up

A service offered at upscale campgrounds. Often involving strangers entering campers and multiple penetrations.

Amish full hookups are very similar but include tents and the use of a lot of lard.

Some guy looking like Gary Busey broke into my camper last night and gave my best friend a full hook-up. Now he understands KOA prison rape.

by John Galt 2021 July 19, 2022

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double dip fish hook

Your fuckin a girl from the back at the beach and you pull out smack it in the sand and stuff it in her ass and when she screams you fish hook the bitch.

Dude I double dip fish hooked this bitch at the beach.

by That matt June 21, 2022

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FISH HOOK

TO PICK UP ONES LOVER BY MEANS OF POINTER FINGER INSERTION INTO ANUS

BRAH BILL BILL HONEY, CAN YOU GIMME A LIFT TO THE BEDROOM? SURE BRIAN, I'LL JUST GIVE YA THE OL' BAIT & FISH HOOK MOVE THAT STOLE YOUR HEART SO MANY MOONS AGO!

by David Gary David August 17, 2022

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