by Razorclaw the crab May 27, 2021
Get the Russian Holy Watermug. Holy Monkey Fuck
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
/hoh-lee /muhng-kee/ fuhk/
noun (adjective)
1. A phrase or exclamation uttered by a shocked individual after reading a text message from one of their friends who may be drunk-texting them, trying to express an idea or thought, but actually has no sense of order and has said nothing.
Jim: Sandy, did you read that text from Mike?
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
Sandra: Not yet. Give me a second…….
Message from Mike via text:
“Last time I try to do that with 3 different cities can the long arm of the law done crushed me smile to a cinder”
Sandra: HOLY MONKEY FUCK!
Similar to:
What the fuck / Oh My God / Da Fuck is u sayin
by Kouzelne Prsty September 3, 2016
Get the holy monkey fuckmug. COVID Holy water is a liquid soap, hand sanitizer that has been blessed /approved for use by the members of the CDC . The use for cleansing of the COVID-19. The use of COVID holy water as a sacramental for protection against evil in a pandemic.
It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.
It’s just a fancy name for hand sanitizer that kills germs.
43 : Hand me the COVID Holy water
12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.
12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.
12: Amen.
12: The what? *smirks*
43: The hand sanitizer, I need to get the sins of this pandemic off my hands.
12: *sign of the cross* In the name of the CDC,WHO, NIOSH & Flu-Vid may you be cleansed”. *throws hand sanitizer *.
43: Thank you my child.
12: Amen.
by K_IRL October 16, 2020
Get the COVID Holy Watermug. Refers to any object (real or otherwise) that is in fact so big, it is not simply "very big", "huge", or "gargantuan", but incomprehensibly big.
"You should have seen the size of the rats at the airport in Mumbai"
"Were they big?"
"No, they were holy shit big rats, bro"
"Were they big?"
"No, they were holy shit big rats, bro"
by jonohere January 3, 2020
Get the Holy shit bigmug. Doug Dimmadome MEX CJFDIOJNLKERFOEJ
by i am a human or something December 3, 2021
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Get the spilt holy watermug. by bese April 29, 2022
Get the holy crackle wacklemug.