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Canada's History

A male sneaking up behind an unsuspecting female, unsheathing his flaccid penis, and placing it on her forehead, reaching between down the eyes when done with a penis of notable length
Angela got a little Canada's History at that frat party last night
by FreakinWeekend February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Canada's history is a sexual act so horrible it can't be described. But it does involve a set of moose antlers, maple syrup, and the stanley cup...
Man, I gave my girlfried the old canada's history last nite! Boy was she tired afterward.
by lord brownington February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

An asshole that's hard to crack. Also known as "The Great Tight North."
I couldn't believe how hard it was to get into Canada's History. But once I was in, I was engrossed!
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Museum of Natural History

A museum that was there before several generations of new guards and will be there after these next generations as long as it and other beloved people, places, and things live on in the people.
The Museum of Natural History will always face the adversity of being threatened with wildfire (and so far is still standing strong in it's face), but New Yorkers know how to tell a wildfire to go fuck itself when a new guard tries to come in and walk all over what's already there and has been around the block a few times, or what's left of what was already there if some things have already been taken.
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Canada's history

semen from a very drunk man
dude, I spilled Canada's history all over that girl's face
by ratrick poony February 5, 2010
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History

It's a form of writing Word :"his story".
History was long and complicated but everyone get what they deserv.
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Canada's History

The act of filling the Stanley Cup with maple syrup while wearing moose and doing some chick. You must then chug the maple syrup before ejaculating.
"Did you see that guy doing Canada's history?"

"Yeah, he only succeeded because of his thick dick sucking lips."
by hesusismighty February 4, 2010
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