histocrat

Another word for a historian or someone who loves history

Lulu: I’m a histocrat…..biiiiitttchhhhhhh
Innocent bystander: What?
Lulu: I love history dumbass
Innocent bystander: Ohh?? I didn’t know what was a thing
Lulu: It is now…..biiiiiiiitchhhhh

by Luluthehistocrat May 14, 2022

histalgic

one is histalgic when feeling nostalgic for a time that was before they were born

I am feeling histalgic for when people lived in the roman empire

by Ekuah May 23, 2022

Histake

Another way of saying (High-Stake)

Histake - involving serious risk if not successful

There is now a Histake poker underway.

by The_Dark May 24, 2022

History

about old people and shit they had tantrums about

I love the idea of history being about the things that will 100% help me in life <3

by wifehaverthefirst June 11, 2022

Historetical(ly)

The sight of a historical landmark of any sort that you look at and talk about, that you drive by with out stopping to experience it.(Didn't get to shoot your shot of a experiencing a historical discovery!)

"Every road trip I go on with my parents-we never get to stop at any landmarks or historic places along they way! Its not fair i only get to have the historetical(ly) kind of experience because they just want to keep driving to the condo."

by SKYKYK June 16, 2022

History

A set of made up stories compiled together to help brainwash majority of people. The _official_ method of producing such set is _speculation_. (source: Wikipedia). People who are capable to analyze material facts using cause-and-effect reasoning are kept away from compiling and presenting such sets. They are either lured into "exact" sciences such as physics, math, etc or made outcasts by the school system.
Nevertheless, history as a discipline seems like important for keeping the society to look civilized. At least on the surface. At least, in theory.

Ex1:
- According to history, Lincoln is credited with 1865 emancipation as the event exclusive to the USA and Lincoln's genius. Do you know when Russia emancipated its slaves?
- 1861, but it's not related.

Ex2:

- In 2022, in South Carolina they still teach their own history where Linkoln is an antagonist

Ex3: - It's well-known that history repeats itself.
- Well, that just means we can create alternative reality by telling people how we think they should have acted in the past.

(by the way Juneteenth, the official holiday, is celebrated each year because slaves technically were emancipated in 1863)

by Nikita1998 June 29, 2022

Histidustic

Whenever you RUDELY hide important things from a person and act ashamed of the literal best person ever.

“No you arent allowed to talk to him cause you’re crazy and idk what to say im to awkward ”

( literally just rudely hated on me like jeez whats up her cootch lately )

Oh my god you are being so histidustic right now

by Idekbutimboredlol July 12, 2022