happy paws

When your cat kneads you while purring
My cat was giving me happy paws today, I guess he luvs me.
by rawby January 13, 2022
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Happy Python

Happy Python has the biggest balls in the universe. Even god himself fears him. Python even leaked his own phone number to a discord sever.
You got balls as big as Happy Python
by Rāñdøm güy April 29, 2022
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happy chairs

It’s like musical chairs, but not. You have to be special to play it, only those who are happy can play, and the chairs themselves must also be happy
That’s happy chairs, it’s the best party game
by laughterinmanslaughter December 30, 2021
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Happy Tax

(n) the extra few cents an item costs at Target vs Wal-Mart. The Happy Tax ensures its payers remain sane by not being subjected to the disgusting people & conditions found in a typical Wal-Mart store.
I pay The Happy Tax to not see the gross things found in Wal-Mart.
by holyeffingcow July 14, 2014
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happiness attack

happiness attack when you are so happy you can't controle yourself like in a anger attack or a panick attack. But instead of beating the shit out of things you hug the shit out of pets or people because you are just so happy. Translated from the dutch word 'blijheidsaanval'
Amy: auwh your hurting me, don't hug this tight

Rose: I'm sorry {hugs tighter}

Rob: she's clearly having a happiness attack
by H. Tertavonju May 04, 2017
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Happy yesterbirth

What you say to someone when it was their birthday yesterday but you forgot to wish them a happy birthday on the actual day
Guy 1: Happy yesterbirth, man!
Guy 5: If I had to kill either you or a ladybug, I wouldn't be able to decide
by 99coronasonawall June 02, 2020
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Happy Cat

The term used for a vagina that has just received a good time.
"How was that dick, Happy Cat?"
by WrongfulDivider April 18, 2017
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