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The Perfect Girlfriend

Simply the one. The girl you can’t dare to think about hurting. The one you dream about kissing on Halloween and wake up guilt ridden because you know how uncomfortable she would be if you told her. The girl that is always on your mind. The one that you want to wake up next to after a late night shopping streak. The one you want to dance in the kitchen with. The one you want to watch walk towards you on the aisle The one you could never hate. The perfect Girlfriend is you, Malana.
by morrisdidurmum October 27, 2022
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national kiss your girlfriend day!

girlfriend: “why’d u just kiss me?”
you: “it’s national kiss your girlfriend day!”
by macey - august 15 2023 August 15, 2023
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National Message your girlfriend day

Every boy has to message there girlfriend whenever she says to
Girlfriend: Today is National Message your girlfriend day Boy: Ok I will give you a mess age
by NoelJoneson October 14, 2021
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Best Girlfriend

by LazyDaizy August 31, 2025
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Jared’s girlfriend

Jared girlfriend is a fucking weirdo nobody likes her except sometimes Jared. And she looks like shreck or something. Happy Pancake Tuesday
Is that Jared’s girlfriend
Yeah can she fuck off
by J123345 March 4, 2025
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Girlfriend

Passive aggressive attacks and you using my vernacular... The world is basically my girlfriend at this point....
Hym "Hahaha! You're practically my girlfriend! Come on honey, throw daddy some booty."
by Hym Iam February 15, 2023
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lincoln's girlfriend

Apparently an insult according to my girlfriends sister. Idek
Your acting like lincoln's girlfriend Amber!!
by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020
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