Friday at the deathstar

Storm trooper paridise

They be like: FUCK YEA ITS FRIDAY AT THE DEATHSTAR!

by Boi_person May 21, 2016

Cereal Friday

The term “Cereal Friday” is a custom in which friends/peers gather in a lunchroom or cafeteria to consume cereal on any given Friday. While Cereal Fridays usually occur weekly, they can also be random and skip weeks.

Person 1: Shit man it’s Cereal Friday!

Person 2: Hell yeah, my bus leaves in 5 minutes so I’m gonna fucking DOWN this cereal.

Alternate Example-

Person 1: Yo it’s Cereal Friday and I don’t have enough money for milk, could you get me one?

Person 2: Sorry I can’t, but you can have the milk that’s left after this bowl when I’m finished.

by AnOverweightStagBeetle May 5, 2018

Hero Friday

When a person is off "sick" all week but makes it in on Friday still "sick"l but makes the effort and comes in on Friday

Looks like Dave is in today but why bother it's Friday and he's been off all week.

Yeah must be trying for a hero Friday.

by Zombiekoi January 27, 2017

GTG-friday

When all the wierd shit happens.

You should seen Albin last GTG-friday, he touched everyone on the groin, such a wierd friday..

by GTG-mannen February 3, 2017

black friday

sales on hookers

aye ima get my hooker sale today in black friday

by Hentai_lover696969 December 2, 2019

Black Friday

A world's consumerism day

Anti-fag activist:
Black Friday is the day of consumerism

by Sir. B December 2, 2019

Fat Bitch Friday

Fat bitch Friday (FBF) is a day of celebration for “chonksters” and freight train mommies. If a “bitch” has cottage cheese, her glory shall be basked in on every damn Friday of every damn week. Taking the phrase “I like some meat on my bitches” literally, many men find great joy in counting the number of “honkers” they see from 12 AM to 11:59 PM, and even create a sort of sport from it. If their thighs look like McChicken, you best BELIEVE us gentlemen want some on our plate. No girl tops the other, which is one of the slight advantages it has over WGW (see definition.) Every Friday is a legal day to call a bitch out for being fat, however, praising thick shmommies may accumulate you bonus points to take her home and have her literally kill you with her thighs. Stuff your girl full of fryer grease, donuts, and fiber, because, well, who doesn’t love feasting on a fresh log, but most importantly, she needs to be ready for FBF! It’s fast approaching, so get out there with the knowledge you’ve learned and catch yourself a “thicc bih”. Or maybe make fun of her stupid obese weight (in pounds.)

Boy 1: Hey man what day is it
Boy 2: Only the best day of the week! It’s fat bitch Friday!

by Prof. Sex December 21, 2019