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Epic Snail

Snail of the most epicest. This snail will kill all of your family with a blink, it is terrifying to watch, but turns out be glad if you died to him he kills once every 3 days (very low chance) make sure to be grateful, honestly you dont have to be so ungrateful all the time dont take things for granite in your life or out of your life (cause you died to him... the epic snail) and live on to appreciate life (and death to him... epic snail).
Person 1: NOOOO!!! MY FAMILY THEY DIED.
Person 2: Uh oh... hes here... RUUUUUNNNNN.
Epic snail post blink: hehe fam dead lul.
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epic tima <3

epik more epik than me
shes the most epik out of everyone (except my crush ;))
she is vary brety
she made the cure for the pee virus
me:epic tima <3 is more epik and cooler than you
booly: yes ik im so stupid i should kms
by bunnygirlmikasa June 13, 2021
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epic.gaymer69

epic.gaymer69 is the best tiktoker, hes funny and really sweet, i do not trust or tolerate people who don’t follow them yet. he hasn’t told me his name yet but ok 🥺, follow randomwhiteperson rn, randomwhiteperson>>>
a: have you seen epic.gaymer69’s new video?
b: yes dude, it’s so entertaining, i love her videos
by agbodt July 6, 2021
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epic

Wow jobeth is the coolest and most epic person
by Ashkiin August 17, 2021
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Epic dallas

Dallas was horny so he did a epic Dallas
by Aidsihave August 23, 2021
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Epic Cock And Balls

like normal cock and balls, but wayyyyy cooler
by Kumtukey fly chimken September 15, 2021
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