a dan

a person who is described as not caring when they have a dream about braces falling off.

wow I just remember this dream that I had about braces but whatever im a dan and people love me

by a dan dream May 16, 2022

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Tuxedo Dan

The man, the myth, the legend. THE GOAT. 007, the smoking gun. Ladies, he never disappoints. He’s always spotted wearing a tuxedo with a mysterious look on his face.

Do you see that dapper man over there? He’s a tuxedo Dan

by Tuxedo dan November 22, 2021

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A Romanian cave-dwelling troglodyte. Spends an inordinate amount of time preparing an assortment of phallic dishes of strange mystery meats. Favorite hobbies include taking other peoples' inventories, chore-monitoring and stranglebating to midget porn.

Man, everytime I need something from the kitchen, there is a Dan in there doing a bunch of weird shit.

by Pancho Villa69 October 1, 2023

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DAN

He is a magnet to my iron heart. He had to of thrown a love dart at my heart. He thinks my rhymes are star worthy. He is smart, and listens when I feel like I am in the dark. No need for a spark, Dan is a flame that can never be tamed. I think I get it, he loves me just the same. Even though we all know I can be a pain. He is the most beautiful, giving, asshole (not in a bad way), interesting, mysterious, man with some horns and Halo I have ever met. Step away bitches he is mine, and if you don't listen I would be fine with punching you in the face. Even if you're prego Stephanie....hint hint. Just joking, but for fucking real.

You are no Dan, unless you empress, and rock a hat and t-shirt to the point I wear a only a skirt.

by Headondan69 September 9, 2019

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