Cutting the core

Switching from iPhone or Apple products/services in favor of Android and Google products/services

I'm going to be "cutting the core" and get the new Samsung when I upgrade my phone.

I'm sick of being stuck with an inferior product; so I'm going to "cutting the core" and get an android phone instead of iPhone.

by cdgnotparis February 4, 2024

brandy melville core

when you’re body shamed by the dimensions of any architectural structure

brandy melville core:

ana: yoooo iris walk through that corridor

iris: gorllll i can’t that’s witerwally so brandy melvillle core

by ledds November 23, 2023

Mrs.Butler Core

Something or someone that is extravagant, glamorous, or iconic (like Mrs.Butler)

Those flowers are so Mrs.Butler Core

by sadleigh February 14, 2024

Carlesque Downer-Core

A genre of media. Typically horror. Not limited to horror, and not all horror qualifies for this definition. The media that qualifies for this definition may appear to share some logical similarities, but is ultimately illogical and unexplainable by the very definition of the word.

Over time, media can lose this genre/property or gain it, depending on a variety of factors, even if the media itself remains unchanged. As such, there is no other exact definition, since the only deterministic criteria is the biased decisions of streamer ChronoCarl.

A: "I don't get it. So he'll play Luigi's Mansion, which is horror but whimsical, Lethal Company, which is a lot scarier but can be funny sometimes, and Black Mesa which isn't funny or goofy at all, and just straight out zombies and aliens. But he won't play Left 4 Dead? Why?"
B: "Because it's Carlesque Downer-Core, and the other three aren't. There's no logic man, you're wasting your time."

by ChronoCarl February 23, 2024

Fiber Optic Cable Core

A kind of shitposting where you play sad music in the background and record someone saying something and then you cutoff the last part where they say a noun and flash a picture of said object and have them repeat it in a pitched down version

This is my favorite computer. *Image of a computer*, computer *in a low pitch voice*.

Ahh the classic fiber optic cable core.

by Humorescence June 30, 2024

2000s older brother core

People that have watered down nearly every alt subculture and baked it into one big clusterfuck. The clothes needed to achieve the 2000s older brother core aesthetic can be found on aliexpress (bonus points if it is made out of polyester). If you want to really get into it buy the biggest jncos, southpoles, etc and baggiest affliction or tapout shirt (they can't skate and dont know what mma is). Bonus points if they went to a semetary concert wearing an ushanka.

"Name 5 2000s older brother core songs"
"smegmatary, jnco, ushanka, affliction, and skate archive"

by wichkrft December 18, 2024

Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core

'Tis music made to provoke similarities with the miserable(yet semi-nostalgic) setting of shitting your brains out on a toilet in the bathroom of a night-time rave in the wee-hours of the morning, as you are semi-unwillingly forced to listen to the muffled sound of the music blasting through the walls while you can tell everyone else is having a good time, but you're forced to sit on your ass and miss out on all the fun since you're in such a jarring battle with your digestive system.

Person 1: "Man, do I love listening to Psychedelic night clubbing bathroom core. While it may bring back some unpleasant, shit-related memories, those bathrooms were quite the peak of serenity."

by Jamaican-me dinner? December 30, 2024