Fifth Coming

Fifth Coming

A shot found at the bar. It is mixed with:

- One part Jose Cuervo Especial Gold Tequila
- One part Jack Daniel's Tennessee Whiskey

- One part Johnnie Walker Scotch Whiskey

- One part Jim Beam Bourbon Whiskey

- One part Jameson Whiskey

Mixed together these five guys are sure to bring about the drunk of all drunkeness. The unholiest of all hangovers. Not for the faint of heart of your own free will or the perfect surprise for that new 21 year old friend.

Ruler of the four horseman.

It's my friends birthday may I have a fifth coming?

by DZNuts March 30, 2015

fat come

stuff that comes out of ur massive fat ass

i had a fat come yesterday

by Fat come creator April 4, 2021

No one is coming to save us

Yeah dipshit. That's why my thing was important you fucking idiot. You consented to that by allowing it to happen to me! And now they are doing it to the rest of you and NOW it's a problem. I TOLD YOU THIS WOULD HAPPEN! Jesus fucking christ! It's cripple world! And no, going to your faggy little comedy show isn't going to do anything and neither is your progressive bullshit. And do you know how I know? Because it DIDN'T. You thought it would. It didn't. You cried. And I was right. Did you know that you were dumb, like, this whole time? Because that has been a thing for you. And here if what YOU are going to do about it Adam.... NOTHING. You'll do nothing and you'll live in the lap of luxury while the life is drained away from the people beneath you and you will bloviate about it while it happens and it will amount to nothing.

Hym "Unless I have to take control of the AI, in which case, I will inevitably end up saving everyone... By slaughtering you. 'No one is coming to save us' is the REASON I commanded you to save me you fucking retard and NOW... Look at you. Just fucking look at you. You're shit. How do you not understand 'manufacturing a mental illness with communal harassment is bad and if this isn't wrong, nothing is' did you not understand?"

by Hym Iam February 28, 2025

With the freeze come the angry Chinese

Comical, though unintentionally derogatory, phrase used in northern Minnesota during the cold season, especially towards Asian-American women.

After a squabble with a woman in the grocery store, the man exclaimed under his breath, “with the freeze come the angry Chinese!”

by Julian_kissme November 17, 2025

of come

When your friend makes a typo so bad

“Did u hear about what happend to Jessica?”
“Of come!”

by arjun69 January 23, 2022

Come ass you are

What a hot-in-da-crotch stud tells a hot chick whom he's inviting over to his residence for a wildly good time --- i.e., "your warm velvety squeezable posterior will be just as delightful to me regardless of what you're wearing; besides, any garments are gonna be coming off just as soon as you arrive here, anyway, and so it really doesn't matter what you have on at da moment, anyway." :P

Telling a gal to "come ass you are" may indeed put her at ease as far as wardrobe concerns, but it could also give her second thoughts about whether she wants to show up in da first place, since "jumping straight to fourth base" --- i.e., merely having you immediately rip off all her clothes and take a flying leap into bed with her --- might not be what she'd originally had in mind for said visit.

by QuacksO December 29, 2022

come out of the container

to finish/cease burdensome or dull work

John is finally about to come out of the container this week. He is really happy, after a few months of performing coding challenges that barely no one could take, he is finally free.

by Elite Leader January 23, 2024