by Mike Schulman November 28, 2008
He school for posh fagots who think they are too shit but in reality blunt penis”s they have 3 hours a day to focus on anal sessions which includes widening bumholes using a ruler or carot sometimes even textbook
Trinity College
by Aquinas August 28, 2020
A tiny Christian College in NW Iowa. It is nothing but cold and snowy there. It is in such a small town that when college ends, the town becomes a ghost town. There is a total of one grocery store, one fast food joint, and one gas station. Also there are a whole bunch of churches in the small town.
guy1: Hey, I'm thinking about going to Dordt College.
guy2: What? that place is so small it isn't even on the town's map!
guy2: What? that place is so small it isn't even on the town's map!
by chicito wongo January 19, 2010
This is the combination of cigarettes, illegally obtained adderall, and caffeine pills. Often used to study for large tests, projects, and essays, the college cocktail consists of first taking adderall, or another amphetamine, and caffeine pills then smoking throughout the night. The resulting effects are being more alert, focused, and refreshed than using any of the substances on their own.
Jo: We need to finish this project tonight!
Ellen: Here, we'll throw a college cocktail
Jo: Thanks for the pills. Let's go smoke and then we'll get to work
Ellen: Here, we'll throw a college cocktail
Jo: Thanks for the pills. Let's go smoke and then we'll get to work
by EPgirl10 December 06, 2009
The shittiest of shit community colleges around. While certain teachers are the salt of the earth, the student population consists of some of the largest assholes on the planet. Douche-bags, hipsters, and prep-school wannabes all come together to form some sort of super-asshole that will confess to you his love of Foo Fighters, Katy Perry, and Taylor Swift before he will tell you the answer to 28/7.
by Bunburyist1338 March 30, 2011
by HC>FC February 18, 2011
1. A generic college name
2. A junior college
3. A small, no-name college
4. An obscure college
5. A junior-junior-junior-junior-junior college
Coined by Adam Carolla, ex-host of radio show "Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla"
2. A junior college
3. A small, no-name college
4. An obscure college
5. A junior-junior-junior-junior-junior college
Coined by Adam Carolla, ex-host of radio show "Loveline with Dr. Drew and Adam Carolla"
1. My school is so small, it doesn't have a name. I go to the the University of College.
2. My school is so obscure, I might as well say I go to the the University of College.
3. Adam: ...next caller, Andy, you're 24. What's your question?
Caller: Yeah, uhh. I go to this crappy college and I really like this girl, but... (cut-off by Adam)
Adam: What college do you go to?
Caller: I'd rather not say.
Adam: Okay, then I'll hang up on you. Look you all you idiots out there, just say something or I'm going to hang up on you, okay? I don't care if you say you attend the University of College so long as you say something! Next Caller.
2. My school is so obscure, I might as well say I go to the the University of College.
3. Adam: ...next caller, Andy, you're 24. What's your question?
Caller: Yeah, uhh. I go to this crappy college and I really like this girl, but... (cut-off by Adam)
Adam: What college do you go to?
Caller: I'd rather not say.
Adam: Okay, then I'll hang up on you. Look you all you idiots out there, just say something or I'm going to hang up on you, okay? I don't care if you say you attend the University of College so long as you say something! Next Caller.
by Tom Braker February 26, 2011