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Closeted Libertarian

Libertarian people who have not disclosed their ideological orientation or political identity and aspects thereof, including their philosophical identity and political behavior.
"About that Austrian economics lecture you saw me watching – ummmm that was for school" said Thomas Hodgskin the closeted Libertarian.
by MoribundMurdoch November 5, 2020
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Closet communist

Racist society in america, combined with immigrants who fled communist countries.
The closet communist should realize that the communist countries people fight are open communist...

If the real communist find those veteran in there that's going to be their closet communist asses.
by Dredfulluc April 18, 2021
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Closed Casket

When a male ejaculates on a females eyelid and is therefore unable to OPEN them.
'Yo son, you heard what Jack did to Betty last night?'

'Na, what?'

'Homie gave her a "Closed Casket" and put that shit on World Star!'

'Wow...smh.'
by BunDem Blaze October 1, 2014
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closeteer

The closeteer calls everyone that they hate a faggot yet they're the one whos the homo.
by RoootBeeer April 6, 2010
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trapped in a closet

the best soap ever!!!!! its by r. kelly. there are 12 episodes and its hiiiiiiiiilarious!!!!! so DRAMATIC!!!! its a day in the life of a guy. ets just say there's a LOT of affairs and stuff going on...it's awesome.
"my friends and i are writing our version of 'trapped in a closet'. its hilarious!"
cool kid: have you seen trapped in a closet? it was on vh1 last night!
loser kid: um...no...whats that?
by KTKate January 14, 2006
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close to home

'Close to Home' simply means the act of committing something less than savoury with your girls best friend.
Dumbass A; Dude i just totally boned Finola's best friend!

Dumbass B; Man! That was a bit close to home wasn't it?

Dumbass A; Yea, but as long as i be hitting that sweet ass - it's all gravy.
by Jingles July 23, 2004
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Closer

A loser, goes to bed early, doesn't party or drink much, usually a huge pussy and a boring person
Holly: Hey you guys wanna go out tonight??!
Sarah: Ahhh no its 8:30pm, I think im going to go to bed.
Holly: Alright closer, don't be jealous when I come home with cool stories.
by shankerhol January 6, 2011
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