double chocolate fountain

When you're hitting your girl from behind in the behind after a day of munching on bratwurst and cans of bushes baked beans. When suddenly she erupts shart all around the circumference of your cock, a wide spray much to your dismay. The pressure of this eruption has forced the cabbage scented diarrhea down your own ureth. Naturally, the only thing left to do is pull your wang-dang out, and stroke out the rest of the rancid fecal juice onto her back, and not neglecting to get some spritzes in her hair for karma's sake. Thus erecting the double chocolate fountain.

After we left the BBQ, Jenny and I had a double chocolate fountain for dessert.

by TGuano December 21, 2017

The Chocolate Side

The chocolate side - the side of your face you find more attractive

The chocolate side - the side of your face you find more attractive

Show me your chocolate side.

That picture really brings out your chocolate side.
Wait, don't take my picture! Let me switch to my chocolate side

by Kamal the Poet January 3, 2019

Brazilian Chocolate Pipe Treat

The act in which someone shits down your urethra, fills your bladder with shit, you wait 3 days for it to get marinated in your piss, piss it out and freeze it for a nice snack.

person1: i made some BCPT's
person2: whats that?
person1: Brazilian chocolate pipe treats

by obama boomer June 1, 2020

Charlie Chocolate

The Charlie Chocolate is when the Man Cakes his dick in Chocolate Ice Magic And proceeds to penetrate the anus with the now well-coated dick. once it's set hard he then feeds it to his partner saying "I am Charlie Chocolate FEAST ON MY CHARLIE CHOC TOP"

"Beth forgot to Wipe her ass last night so I couldn't help myself from giving her a nice hot Charlie Chocolate"

by Krackers and Koolaid April 29, 2021

release of chocolate hostages

To take a dump (crap) in the toilet.

Dropping cosby kids off in the pool.

Nathan : Man I need to negotiate the release of chocolate hostages right now.

by Shirlzgetzgirlz September 7, 2006

Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory

Where poop comes from.

"Gotta accept a delivery from the Rocky Mountain Chocolate Factory - you have a magazine?"

by BoogerBear June 23, 2008

Taking it up the Chocolate love tunnel

Venturing into the Cavern of Darkness equipped only with your Pork Sword.
One may also have to face a mighty foe known as the brown beast.

"Hey Gary, I heard you like taking it up the chocolate love tunnel"
"Yeah, except when I have to fight the Brown Beast"

by The Brown Beast July 19, 2012