The foreign matter that accumulates in your ass cleavage. Such matter often causes mild itchiness and promotes smelling of the finger committee after meeting is adjourned.
"I'd like a club sandwich on rye with provalone..unless you happen to have some of that aged butt cheese on your hand."
by dilekoolie June 25, 2007
nasty smelling mixture of vaginal secretions and sweat which accumulates when a woman doesn't wash for a period of time. The female variety of dick cheese.
dude... i couldn't go down on her... she smelled like crotch cheese!
by Pooge June 01, 2006
after lack of washing and cleaning, the penis' dirt builds up and sits there happily breeding minging bacteria that stinks like cheese. it is normally crusty and yellow in extreme condtions. you are a knob cheese if your a total twat.
by little miss dotty March 20, 2003
This doesn't happen often, this while in the middle of enjoying an adult film. The person or persons also enjoy a bag of Cheetos. Then without second thought masterbates with the wrong hand, which in turn leaves his penis orange.
I was watching these two chicks making out then, with out realizing it turned my box cutter into a cheese doodle.
by Pat Meholf May 02, 2006
by cock boy dood April 23, 2008
a churned milk product with the power to excite,invigorate and interst the mind of the person seeing it. Interesting cheese is especially nice on toast
by Ali January 16, 2005
by Nick1401 October 25, 2007