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Gulf of Canada

A body of water soon to be renamed
The Gulf of Canada is just off the coast of the southernmost province.
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Canada's History

A descriptive term for unimpressive male sexual performance.
As in "Yeah, Doug is a nice guy...but intercourse with him is just like Canada's History - pretty short, boring and full of apologies."
by MechaStewart February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Using maple syrup and baby's blood to coat one's body and set on fire after a personal encounter with a Welshman.
Johnny is embarrassed after having to recreate Canada's History for a class project.
by Jaques Esquiolof February 4, 2010
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Canada's History

Sexual act involving maple syrup as lubricant and moose antlers as a dildo. Extreme practioners are known to use the Stanley Cup to catch the blood from the torn vagina after its been shredded by the antlers and drink from it. A celebratory hoot of "Aye!" is usually customary if the act goes through without any intenal damage.
The woman was not able to walk correctly for a week after experiencing Canada's history.
by Alexial February 6, 2010
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Canada

Code word for anal deriving from an image drawn by Merunyaa of Meru holding her arms in a certain way to turn the word "Canada" on her sweatshirt into the word "anal"
Hey, wanna do Canada later?
Hell yeah! Canada is my favorite!
by the entirety of antartica December 14, 2023
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Canada

A place where if you die, nobody knows if you will die in real life.
If you die in Canada, do you die in real life?
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The Canada Heat Wave

The heat wave is like if the devil put his nut sac up to a fan and decided to blast it up to the place known for being cold.
"Hey dale the overworld has been boring lately what can you do about that" " we can shoot down a plane and pin the blame on a random country just like the start of 2020" " your a fucking idiot nothing happend last time we did that" "well canada has had a really long winter so maybe we can crank the average tempature up 15 degrees" " you genius Dale this is why your My sex slave". The Canada Heat Wave
by LovelyCock July 2, 2021
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