David Cook

When a person is a simp, is short, has a small balls and no penis.
by Asterox October 9, 2021
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I'm cookes

When you mean to type "I'm cooked" on the Roblox chat but you accidentally hit "s" intead of "d" cuz they're next to eachother.
Person 1: *gets mona lisa in shrimp game*
Person 1: I'm cookes
Person 2: Whaaat...
Person 2: Um, chile... anyways so-
Person 1: cooked*
Person 2: ohok
by DogeBlox4567 February 8, 2025
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