A very aggressive dog broke away from his owner in the park so, I grabbed my small dog and cooked it.
by DeeDeeT15 August 8, 2020
Get the Cooked itmug. the type of loser at your school that would scream "cACTI" five times in the library because they're probably retarded
by a friggin retard March 10, 2018
Get the cooked raviolimug. An Australian way of saying "Go Fuck Yourself".
Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc
Get Cooked meaning to go get Drunk, High, Hungover, etc
Person 1: What are you doing? we were friends!
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.
Person 2: Get cooked cunt, I'm outta this joint. Don't want my cover blown.
by TradStick49 November 27, 2023
Get the Get Cooked Cuntmug. When someone does something and they don't get the reactions they thought they were going to get.
When a joke fails.
When a joke fails.
Yo you seen the video John posted? He thought folks were really gonna fuck with his shit, bro did not cook.
by EaglesLose666 February 1, 2025
Get the did not cookmug. <.7.9.7.6.>Wiki Websites ANd Webpages Arisesisa Aresesisa Inspire By Dane Cook's Vicious Circle Compact Disc Sales<.7.9.7.6.>
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by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 6, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>Wiki Websites ANd Webpages Arisesisa Aresesisa Inspire By Dane Cook's Vicious Circle Compact Disc Sales<.7.9.7.6.>mug. by Xoxopluto July 23, 2021
Get the Cookmug. 