Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

They never last.

"He's probably cheating on me" said the girlfriend (she was cheating on him)

"should include the word being defined" said the crybaby. "Fine" said the me.

Girlfriends (u see whats coming)

by Me bois March 22, 2021

come mås

Eat more!
Small authentic Mexican food company in Lubbock, TX.

"Come Mås? isn't that the authentic mexican food place that just opened? It gave me the best poops!

by yelpdouche806 July 17, 2020

coming out of the storage room

When you come out of the storage room, you come out to 10 people at once (a.k.a super coming out)

I think it's time, I'm coming out of the storage room

by Jen Erso November 29, 2016

COME

the autocorrected version of cu-

Cringe Chan: Come

Alastor: Huh?

Cringe Chan: Sorry i meant cu-

by Hooni_Supreme♡ January 6, 2022

Coming home from trumpet practice

An event that never takes place because anyone who participates in the practice of playing a trumpet would not ever want to leave due to the high levels of enjoyability.

Friend 1: so I was coming home from trumpet practice...
Friend 2: stop lying man, I know you don’t play trumpet. Anyone who did wouldn’t just “come home from trumpet practice”

by Freggsmash May 20, 2019

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

if you need to ask someone to do you a favor today then come right out with it and don’t worry that they might refuse. Chances are they have been hoping you will call on them to assist you and will help out with no questions asked

by TheGeneralGenitalsPranksterian May 15, 2025

Come Out Day

On October 12th of the year 2023, he will come out the closet and tell everyone that he is really into guys and wants to bang a furry. It is the day of truth from him. He is not to be hated on for it, but only told he is fine for being honest.

"I cant believe Pres actually did it on Come Out Day. I'm so happy he was honest. I just hope he don't try to cum on me."

by TheRealJournalist October 11, 2023