scratchin' cloth

Having to shit so badly that the turd is making it's entrance into the world and leaving a streak in your underwear.

Dude where's the bathroom I've got one scratchin' cloth.

by ducluver November 27, 2007

Chloroform Cloth Fart

A cruel act in which an assailant farts on a cloth, rag or small plush doll and presses it against a victim's face, covering the mouth and nose.

Bill: "Hey what's that over there?" points behind Randy while farting on a cloth

Randy: "Huh?" looks to where Bill is pointing

Bill: executes Chloroform Cloth Fart attack by smothering Randy's face with the cloth he just ripped one on

Randy: "...." passed out from the toxic fumes he just inhaled

by FloorBageo May 16, 2014

Anal cloth

To formally shove a dirty towel in one's asshole

Dude I toally shoved my anal cloth up there to reach that Lego I left in that big ass.

by Swag fegs May 5, 2015

folk clothing

A type of clothing that people who live in a certain place and follow the same culture wear.

Indians wearing the clothes that they do, is an example of folk clothing.

by Sally Denny November 23, 2015

wang cloth

A cloth that covers your dick/wang. I.e. underwear

Joe: Why are you getting up, it's mom's funeral!?
Frank: I gotta readjust my wang cloth.

by Wang cloth September 19, 2016

sleepin clothes

Some rad PJ's man

Friend: "I'm gonna put on some sleepin clothes!"
You: "diddly darn it's bout to be lit!"

by Wallpaperisrad January 23, 2017

granny clot

Old blood clot that hasn't been treated for years

That old lady has a granny clot

by Nipple sniffer June 23, 2017