Child Drop-off Box

When you adopt a child from another country, but you end up not wanting it, simply throw it in the child drop-off box (also known as an airplane back to the kid's home country). Dont forget to leave a note!

Guy - So, hows that Chinese kid you got doing?

Buddy - Well, we found out he had mental problems, so we threw him in the child drop-off box.

Guy - Good idea...

by Shawn Cooper April 20, 2010

pull out poster child

Someone that is so damn stupid, ugly or worthless and should be the poster child for "Pull Out" magazine.

Eugene is such a pull out poster child! His father should have pulled out, better yet should have just had another beer and never put it in!

by Lynchmob August 9, 2006

molesting your inner child

the act of masturbating to images that are animated in nature including cartoon characters, video game characters, action figures, dolls, and stuffed animals.

I feel kind of dirty. I watched "Who Framed Roger Rabbit" this afternoon and had to retire to the bathroom after the Jessica Rabbit scene to molest my inner child. <molesting your inner child>

by The Black Irish Social Club July 26, 2009

Sweet summer child

A positive term to refer to someone who is just so bright, cheerful and sweet. A sweet summer child will make your day if you come upon one.

Girl 1: Omg I looove that dress! It makes you look like a princess!

Girl 2: Omg thanks girl, you're such a sweet summer child!

by Obv troll is obvious September 30, 2020

Child friendly Jack and Coke

When a child is sick, usually with a cold, and has to take a dose of NyQuil follows by a drink of choice to counteract the taste

“I had to give Jax a Child friendly Jack and Coke because of a summer cold they have”

by Magickmixez June 12, 2021

divine child high school

full of people that need to have a reality check and get their head out of their ass

friend 1: “they go to divine child?”

friend 2: “yea”

friend 1: “yikes bruh lmao. divine child high school is ballistic”

by ass licker 3000 October 15, 2021

National middle child day

On august 12th, you should appreciate the middle child and be nice to them

hey kiddo make sure you’re you be nice your to your first younger brother for national middle child day!

by jaylynndabest August 12, 2022