Ethiopian Can Opener

n. - Slang for a fetishists dildo. Feces from either the man or woman, is frozen to a solid state, then used as a penetrating device to achieve sexual pleasure.

v. - The act of using a frozen turd to penetrate the anus of a man or woman.

- This Ethiopian Can Opener in my ass sure feels good!

by Bexxx May 1, 2004

Prince Albert in a can

To use pierced male genitalia for anal sex.

The next day he was bragging to his friends about giving her a Prince Albert in a can.

by slugger bob October 18, 2010

can dripage

The product which is deposited into a can hanging between the legs of a woman

The math teacher has can drippage hidden under her skirt

by Mr. Fagrod April 3, 2004

Rusty Soup Can

A rusty soup can is when two females take an old rusty soup can, which a homeless man has already deficated in after finishing off the remaining contains (prefferably found in a dumpster or other garbage type can or bag), and shove it in both of their asses at the same time. Some performers of the rusty soup can like to take turns inserting the can one at a time.

The homeless guy really liked to watch that rusty soup can, he even performed a nate at the end just to top it off." "My friends did the rusty soup can one time, Dan and Joseph just haven't been the same since." "We performed the rusty soup can the other night, my ass was really burning this morning.

by *412 April 23, 2011

The Tomato Soup Can

When a woman is on her periods and it's comming out like niagra falls she squats over an empty tomato soup can and lets her period blood flow into it, you then heat it up in the microwave at 30 for 5 mins.
You then serve it to your lover from your chest.

Beautiful.

Jillian - "I got served The Tomato Soup Can last night!"

Becky - "Holy shit! lucky you, you fuckin' bitch!"

by pete.likes.to.rock January 19, 2009

can you dig it

This phrase appears in several times in the 70s movie 'car wash' at the beginning and during the film when a radio dj from a LA radio station plays black music. His voice sounds like Barry White's.
It also appears in other 'blaxplotion'-movies. In the movie 'Undercover brother' which is a parody to this movies it appears too.

And now we play <insert favourite soul/black music title here>. Can you dig it?

by joe como August 23, 2006

open a can of soup

To take a very nasty crap. Usually explosive diarrhea. The term is derived from the sound of the poo splashing into the toilet water along with the contents of the toilet generally look like vegetable beef soup.

"Oh man, my stomach feels jacked. I think it's time to open a can of soup."

by Jim Pony August 8, 2009