the law of the dylan’s

if two dylan’s have the same name they have to add each other on snapchat

“yo you’re name is dylan?”
“mine is too!”
remember the law of the dylan’s you gotta add me on snap now”
“ok i guess”

by dylanjmcc05 July 30, 2020

Hall's Law

The phenomenon goes that when there are two male best friends, only one of them can have success with a girl at a time.

Jason: Hey that girl I met last night didn't text me back.
Connor: Wow. The girl I met 3 nights ago just texted me back saying her phone was lost and she was anxious to text me back.
Jason: Dude. Hall's Law.

by bolognaeggs January 20, 2016

kieran law

Has a penis the size of the eiffel towers in italy. Will not hesitate to question your christianity.

Kieran law is here again, beware, hide your bible

by mrbeepboy January 9, 2018

Google Law

1. When one believes any and every search result that turns up during the process of googling something.

2. When someone takes everything google says as fact, this is pertaining to maps and directions.

"I googled 'Wahoo' earlier and found out it was a taco!"
"No it's not you fool, it's an old board game that was made before Google was even rumored about. Stop following Google Law."

by AOMarine117 July 12, 2009

Frog's Law

A corollary of Bidoof's Law that states: you can always count on a TERF who engages in online trolling to be a minor.

There is a certain catharsis in knowing that some of the internets most hateful trolls are just dumb kids. Just the other day I saw a thread of TERF memes on twitter. Low and behold, the user was a minor. Frog's Law strikes again.

by Gay Frög October 23, 2020

Turtan's Law

Unchanging nature of an entity regardless of applied outside forces.

According to Turtan's Law, even if she's a good girl, she will probably cheat on me.

by Goventa February 21, 2019

Poppletons Law

Poppletons Law - An often used employment caveat in which fuckwits of no education, qualifications, experience or knowledge find themselves in high job positions basically because their face fits.

Poppletons Law “ how the fuck did that idiot go from floor cleaner to director in two years?”
“ Nice tits so they used Poppletons Law”

by JonnyBatman May 24, 2023