Breakfast Maker

When your Morning Fart produces an odour so foul your partner has no option but to vacate the bed & thus make the Breakfast.

My wife said this morning for fuck sake that stinks shall I'm going to make breakfasr. The Breakfast Maker works

by Hedley7368 November 18, 2017

eat breakfast

Slang for jerking off penguins at the zoo.

I'm going to go to the Dickerson Park Zoo tomorrow and eat breakfast.

by billfordjr March 01, 2024

Jalapeño Breakfast

Eating fresh Jalapeño in the morning to communicate with the afterlife.

Does Dave seem different lately? “Yeah he’s been more spiritual now that he practices jalapeño breakfast.”

by Portemento July 22, 2021

Tennessee breakfast

When you pour syrup in her butthole and she farts on your pancakes.

Brittany made me the best Tennessee breakfast ever.

by Mike Dunham December 02, 2021

steamers breakfast

When you rap your penis in bacon and pour maple syrup on it and preform anal on your partner, and when finished your partner continues to eat it off the penis.

Girl: "will you give me the steamers breakfast please"

by Justus-is-real December 04, 2016

i need breakfast

When a closeted man gets head from a gay man.

Eric: “I need breakfast”

Bailey: “bro we just ate dinner”

Eric: “I’m not talking about that type of breakfast”

by Purslaypussy November 20, 2022

Hells coming to Breakfast

From a Clint Eastwood movie spoken by a native American his compadre. It means .... The shit gonna hit 🎯 the fan. Eastwood didn't fuck around!!! It means getting retribution... It means
JUSTICE! And these fuckin commie chinks say Budda say Oh ! do not seek revenge.. fore u must dig to graves... One for your enemy.. And one for You. BULLSHIT!!! Fuck China

Oh Shit! Hells coming to Breakfast

by Ryan Rhienbart February 25, 2024