Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.

You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done

by 5IC August 25, 2017

Rat tail bastard

Adjective- A rat tail bastard is someone who is sneaky, up to something or otherwise have other untruthful dishonest intentions.

Teddy us such a rat tail bastard. He can’t be trusted.

by Cuenca November 2, 2022

bastard

a) an offensive term for a son born to a married couple that later gets divorced, the mother raising the son by herself, without any child support from the father.

b) a father that does not pay child support to the single mother of his offspring upon divorce

under definition b), I am ordering each and every bastard to pay child support, even if they have no visitation rights to their children and have not been forced by the court to pay said child support

by Sexydimma September 17, 2016

Bastard Snooker

A game played by the illegitimate consisting of multi-coloured balls and six pockets.

I cant be christened or have a birth certificate sir but at least I can get a clean break in bastard snooker

by Work Based Learner 2 January 21, 2015

cretinous bastard

an all round freak of nature who is stupid as fuk and needs to learn basic social cues

normal person: omg have you seen that new girl aimee jackson or smth

normal persons friend: yeah she is SO weird such a cretinous bastard honestly needs to wise up
cretinous bastard: my name is just aimee

by whole of ormeau November 29, 2022

Bastard

a dickhead that no one but themselves likes

"West is such a bastard"-everyone
"You wanna fight pussy?"-West

by I have a Goldfish February 27, 2023

double decker cheese loaded bastard

so this bastard took a double decker, and loaded it with cheese. crazy

"Hey, take a look at this double decker cheese loaded bastard. He's afraid of the imminent heat death of the universe, what a loser." *skateboards away*

by 6aXL September 30, 2020