A woman who, under normal circumstances, that being outside of the city limits of Myrtle Beach, South Carolina, is objectively a 10 on a 1-10 scale of attractiveness.
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
This therefore implies that the scoring ratio in Myrtle Beach is approximately 2.3 times more generous than normal.
The equation is as follows:
Derivative of (# of chins*SQRTweight)- (stench radius in miles) + (# of teeth-(Pi*children on leash))
Jim- “Wow, that girl is SMOKIN!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
Mitchell- “Dude what do you mean? She has bags under her eyes and her skin is peeling mid. She’s extremely mid.”
Jim- “Exactly! She’s a certified Myrtle Beach 23!”
by Eebydeeby69 July 17, 2022
Get the Myrtle Beach 23mug. Rename of the local “Secret’s Beach” just off Small Beach in Maui.
This is the only nude beach in Maui.
This is the only nude beach in Maui.
Let’s go get loose at Tittydong Beach! Be careful though, the turtles might bite off your juicy meat.
by Mojomanocho July 10, 2022
Get the Tittydong Beachmug. by anonymous October 24, 2020
Get the Virginia Beachmug. by teampeeta12 April 10, 2025
Get the On beachmug. the most annoying group of friends ever. they think they are so relevant but literally nobody likes them. they wear clout goggles to school and say words such as “obvi” and think they are cool. they snuggle with their boyfriends and post it all over snapchat and they think it’s so cool like honestly nobody cares.
girl 1: ew the pep squad/main beaches are so weird
girl 2: yeah they think everyone wants to be them like honestly ew
girl 2: yeah they think everyone wants to be them like honestly ew
by slay.all.day November 21, 2018
Get the pep squad/main beachesmug. A slang term for a member of the transgener community as referenced in Vampire Diaries By Bonnie Bennet. A very niche term but with deep history. Can be used disparagingly and as a way to be transphobic but it's always up for interpretation!
by Niche Teacher April 6, 2025
Get the Kelly beachmug. A course in Mario Kart 64
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Get the Koopa Troopa Beachmug.