April 2

only the finest mfs born on this day they pull all the girls they athletic and they put that ish on

“i heard he born on april 2nd”
“oooh he got me tight”

by ____thakid July 9, 2023

April 18th

National lemons day. It’s a day where you celebrate your boobs for being great

Can you believe it’s April 18th is so close it’s time to respect the lemons

by Kkkkkiioisss April 18, 2022

april 14

the day in which the most amazig people are born. everyone born on april 14 is buetiful, sexy, awesome, and cool.
basically perfect in every way possible, to an unprecedented standard. unbelieveablely perfect. you should be eternally thankful to ever have a chance of even seeing such a powerful being. people born on april 14 are so much better than every other person EVER. all other people should be incinerated or vaporized beacase the world would be a better place. they are gods. i am a god. i am a god. worship me. worship me or die. grovel at my feet. i am the best, greatest, most powerful being in the world. i am a god. worship me, peasants, or turn to dust beneath me.

wait your born on apil 14? ohcan i suck your dick then?

wait they were born on april 14? makes snece. theyre so hot.

by Me1on January 4, 2023

April 24

National Extract Camp Day

It is April 24 so let us go extract camp at Emercom.

by AtYourExtract April 20, 2021

April 22

National hit a lick day! Straight up rob as many people as you can and dress in all black grab your ski mask and start robbing people.

Ok let’s go rob as many people as we can

Why?

It’s April 22 national rob as many people as u can day
Ohhh yea I forgot

by DonDDay999 April 22, 2022

April 24

Today is Guidos birthday. Say happy birthday.

Today is April 24 happy birthday guido!

by Guido0000 April 28, 2021

April 7

most of the most beautiful, generous, loving, caring, and amazing peopel are born on April 7. they have a good sense of humor and can easily be friends with everyone. they are very extroverted and give their all to their friends. they always make sure that their friends are okay and they give very good advice. though they don’t follow their own advice and they dwell too much on things being said to them. they can be very kind to people but when you push the wrong buttons, they get so mad to the point where you feel like her head was about to pop off. they are one of the funniest people to be around, and you can easily open up to them. they’re one of the best people you could ever meet and when you lose them, you will regret it.

Jackie Chan was born on April 7, and he's sooo COOOOOOOLLLLL

by possum01 November 23, 2021