April 15

April 15 is National ask out your crush day they can’t say no

You: Hey, do you wanna go out
Her: Sorry, but no
You: But it’s April 15th

by ConMan33490 November 30, 2019

April fools

The only day in the year you can tell someone you have a crush on how you really feel about them because you know that if they turn you down, you can just say "sike, it's April fools, I can't believe you fell for it, haha". After that you slowly die inside

Me: I've waited so long to tell you this, I love you!
My crush: You're just a friend to me, i don't like you.
Me: Haha, It's April fools, you're so stupid. You actually believed that!
Also me: "fuck life, what's the point of living"

by Itsjustmeyesme April 1, 2020

april fools

a day people use to joke with people without any cautions

i fucked your mom last night.... april fools!!!

by m y r o n April 1, 2020

April 19th

April 19th is national kiss your crush day! Don’t be scared! Go up to your crush and give them a big kiss!

My crush: hey!
Me: guess what today (April 19th) is!
My crush: what?
Me: National kiss your crush day ;)

by What_ever2020 April 18, 2020

April and shaun

probably one of the best couples that could be but have had hard times.

2 that ove one another so much it hurts..

A great pair and if it wasn't for other people would be happy no matter what or where they are or what people say!

2 people who would make a family together and be happy that they have one another, wouldn't worry about having all the money in the world just one another!

Boy i sure wish i had something like April and shaun

by brokenguy November 19, 2012

April 3rd

National send nudes day

‘oooo babe it’s April 3rd, send them.’

by suckycok March 27, 2023

April 14th

April 14th is recognized as National 3 Hole Qualification Day. It's 2 months after Valentine's Day and 1 month after Steak and BJ Day. A holiday for both men and sexy, adventurous women!

Joe: "Do you know what day it is?? It's April 14th!! National 3 Hole Qualification Day!!

John: "OH boy... I wish I could get laid like you Joe..."

by MPS208 March 27, 2023