Anal Taco

When there is so much hair in a woman's nether-region that you cannot distinguish between the vagina and asshole.

Not knowing what she wanted, I just slipped it in the ominous anal taco.

It took three Mexican gardeners to trim her anal taco to make her anatomically correct.

by Juan del Pelo May 31, 2009

anal beads

a sex toy which is loved by people called Sam.

Mark: I had a right wank last night

Sam: Mine was better, I used anal beads whilst jacking off

Mark: Nice one mert, I might try them some time.

by justthatgayguy October 1, 2011

Anal Envy

Noun for the supposed longing for the pleasurable sensation of anal sex by young human males which is held in Freudian psychoanalytic theory to lead to feelings of superiority and overcompmensation in matters of rectally savaging the so-called fairer sex.

"Dude, I'd like to put the hog in her tight little asshole one time for fucking real. Talk about your anal envy; I'd pound that rectum 'til it bleeds."

by Robert T. Nash May 10, 2004

anal juices

The stuff left in your boxers/underpants when you do a wet fart

My boxers are covered in anal juices man!

by Jimbob April 17, 2004

anal cramp

1.That sharp pain from bad gas just befor a bowle movement.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.

1.Were the hell,s the toilet,that burrito is giving ma an anal cramp.
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?

by Chad Bolin November 5, 2005

Anal Pancake

When u give it to a girl in the pooper, then u smack both sides of the butt cheeks

ouch that anal pancake hurt, it flattened my weiner!!
yum anal pancakes

by big al July 8, 2004

anal cookie

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather

Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.

by Metal CP February 26, 2007