An ale is a person who is always there for you, she’ll be there for you when you’re crying in a bathroom stall at a 15 you’ll sniff you when she hugs you an ale is beautiful with brown hair and a big booty and she has a super hot cousin 😪
You know ale right? Yeah the one with the big booty and hot cousin? Yeah that one she’s so nice and helpful.
by Big daddy_33 November 21, 2021
Ale is a name that parents give there kids when they forgot they were having one
Also ale means that they are white washed and are fake want to be Mexicans
Also ale means that they are white washed and are fake want to be Mexicans
by BobbyOG June 17, 2021
Sweet girl, girlfriend if you get lucky asf. Short for Alejandra, she will give you wackass nicknames, she is smart but can be hella dumb, klutzy, also she is kinky asf like be careful, seriously if she loves you- she will love you. like forever and like crazy. but you will also love her cuz she swag.
The Boyfriend: Wow how are you so swag and pretty and cool and just the best
Ale: It's because I'm Ale
Everyone else: That is so true
Ale: It's because I'm Ale
Everyone else: That is so true
by crazy.chic1615 March 04, 2022
A beverage that is also known as grog, piss, elixir of the gods, booze, smack juice (if it's McEwans and of course its Scottish but very very nice, cheers Scotland) and more importantly, it is proof that God wants us to be happy. The Belgians seem to make the best ale and beer in general although the English make some cracking ale, which along with cider is the only good booze we make because the lager in England is complete gnats piss and should be fucking banned for being that disgusting. Jocks won't even drink it and IF they won't drink it, you know its bad.
Bollocks! I seem to be in a police cell again, I need to pack the ale in. Ha jokes, what you think I am? French?
by Champagne SOYcialist October 20, 2021
by butt-knife November 24, 2021
by literally nobody😮💨😮💨 November 21, 2021