by gjelstiznles August 14, 2006
Mark: I had a right wank last night
Sam: Mine was better, I used anal beads whilst jacking off
Mark: Nice one mert, I might try them some time.
Sam: Mine was better, I used anal beads whilst jacking off
Mark: Nice one mert, I might try them some time.
by justthatgayguy September 30, 2011
Noun for the supposed longing for the pleasurable sensation of anal sex by young human males which is held in Freudian psychoanalytic theory to lead to feelings of superiority and overcompmensation in matters of rectally savaging the so-called fairer sex.
"Dude, I'd like to put the hog in her tight little asshole one time for fucking real. Talk about your anal envy; I'd pound that rectum 'til it bleeds."
by Robert T. Nash May 10, 2004
by Jimbob April 17, 2004
1.That sharp pain from bad gas just befor a bowle movement.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.
1.Were the hell,s the toilet,that burrito is giving ma an anal cramp.
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?
by Chad Bolin November 02, 2005
by big al July 08, 2004
to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather
Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.
by Metal CP February 25, 2007