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Karen Hawking

A Karen that cannot communicate in person but needs a cell phone to police and bitch about everything . A Karen Hawkings needs a cellphone because they are autisic and can’t have verbal communication.
Hey my girlfriend is bitching agian but won’t talk in person about it . Damn bro she might be a Karen Hawking . karen Hawking uses a computer to talk shit not in person tho .
by GroundScorePro July 30, 2022
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karen

The personality that once you take on, will probably result in everyone abandoning you, everyone you've ever known hating you, you most likely taking it up the ass repeatedly for it.

If you're thinking about becoming a karen, it's a sign you seriously screwed up in life and should seek help. Seriously.

Seriously stop reading this and go get help, or just remember that the majority of the stuff you complain about employees, managers etc cannot control. Just do it. You'll thank me later. Your loved ones will thank you. Your mother will thank you. Your father will thank you. People you probably never known will just be grateful that you're not a karen.
Watching someone act like a karen in a public area, unable to help or call for help because you yourself have acted like one. That is the definition of hell. Recovering from being a karen is the hardest thing, not just physically but mentally. You will lose your family and friends, you will be destroying your life. You can't get a job, you'll have a criminal record, you'll be classed as scum of the earth. Life for karens is being labelled with the stigma of being the failure, don't do it. It is not worth risking your reputation.
by Apple=Airbus, Samsung = Boeing February 5, 2025
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Karen

A ungrateful millennial who is rude, always asking for the manager, and is always talking back

If you meet a Karen stay away
Guy 1: guess what I Meet a Karen today!
Guy 2: bro that sucks.
by Kk22 kk22 August 17, 2020
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karen

A miserable woman, usually a middle-age man-hater, who likes to make others as miserable as her.
I volunteered at a film festival and a karen showed up demanding to know why we did not have any programs on the table. When I explained we’re not open yet, she then complained that my shirt needs ironing. I thought to myself, “what a karen.”
by Southern California rules March 12, 2021
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Karen Sandwich

Benefitting from public investments made in the past, while preventing similar public investments being made for others in the future.
Karen: "I just don't understand why we need to expand the city's old sewer infrastructure, we never used to have capacity issues when I moved here."
Person: "So you didn't pay for the infrastructure built before you came here?"
Karen: "No, it was already here and it worked just fine! I shouldn't have to pay for something I don't need!"
Person: "You are creating a Karen Sandwich, and all that will be left in the future is a pile of shit."
by Fuck You From The Future August 24, 2023
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Karen

Karen: Can I Speak To Your Manager??
Cashier: no
by SkinnyBitchHoe January 23, 2020
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karen

a stupid little idiot that stays antivax and anti mask and is little,stupid c**t who is fricked up and always asks for manager
this karen is disturbing
by shiningmeta October 10, 2020
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