Johnny

That guy that keeps eating all my fucking sugar

JOHNNY WHY DO YOU KEEP EATING ALL MY FUCKING SUGAR YOU MOTHERFUCKER STOP EATING THE FUCKING SUGAR

by Skylar and Vicky Ledesma 💖 July 26, 2024

Johnny Hardcock

A big ol' weenie

That guy was being really lame, a big Johnny Hardcock

by cubespark December 17, 2020

Slime Out Johnny Day

National day to slime out Johnny. Swiss cheese his ahh

Today is national slime out Johnny day

by Johnnykilla September 6, 2025

Johnny

Johnny
noun
/jon-ee/

1. A person who struts into a conversation like he invented the topic, only to backpedal harder than a Tour de France cyclist when questioned.

2. One who claims to be a math wizard, physics guru, and chemistry legend, but can’t divide 2 by 5 without Googling it… twice.

3. The living embodiment of “fake it till you flake it.”

Guy 1: Hey, some black thing showed up while I was doing a titration

Guy 2: You pulled a Johnny

by The Anti-Johnny April 23, 2025

Johnny Baba

The ruler and savior of the world. He is our king and will never die.

All hail Johnny Baba!

by CBTHE3RD July 5, 2021

Hot Johnny

In the film industry, a Hot Johnny is last minute work that needs to be done asap.

"Just got a hot johnny, this set was just moved up two days! We need it finished by the end of the day!"

by thatGinger95 April 28, 2023

johnny elbows

A mentally disabled mongoloid that is taken advantage of by creeps on tiktok for views. Known for having hella racing stripes in almost every pair of pants he owns. He's also an alleged diddler

Bro did u see johnny elbows on tiktok hit the griddie

by Stupidgayboy September 8, 2023