Urban Dictionary

A website in which young children can search for slang terms and potentially lose their virginity.

Caroline taught Joseph how to use the internet. Caroline left the room for an hour and joseph had added several exceedingly rude words to his vocabulary. Caroline then thought, "Oh dear lord he found Urban Dictionary."

by Psuendymous Name Ud October 13, 2013

Urban dictionary

Something useless you dont know why you have an account on it and why you still looking at the website.

- What does this means? says person 1
- I dont know look at urban dictionary, says person 2
- I might just go psycho, says person 1

by A guy that is useless May 6, 2020

Urban dictionary

An amazing website where people get there own accounts and where amazing people vote on the coolest things...its also a place for teenngers to talk about tons of crap that they know nothing about

Dunb guy:What the hell is the Kj theory?
Smart guy : go look it up on urban dictionary.

by Deez nuts4 the kj theory June 30, 2016

Urban Dictionary

You are using it right now

I am looking up words on Urban Dictionary for the lolz

by SonikX1324 April 24, 2016

Urban Dictionary

A bunch of worthless cocksuckers who wouldn't recognize an exceptional neologism if it bit them in the posteriors in which their heads reside.

"I submitted a great definition for a hitherto unknown word and those idiots at Urban Dictionary rejected it."

by Lionel Trolling December 8, 2017

Urban Dictionary

The website that allows everyone else to make definitions that contain bad stuff, such as defamation and harassment, but when I do it, they do not allow it. In fact, they probably won't let this one go in either. Why? No idea.

Let me please talk to the person who looks over this for a second.

Hey you. Yeah, I'm talking to you, 35-year-old virgin who works at Urban Dictionary, reviewing definition drafts and jerking off all day. What's your damn problem with me? What did I ever do to you, bitch? Haters gonna fucking hate, I guess.

Asshole.

With this definition, I have submitted five tags that I associate with most Urban Dictionary employees, especially the ones that look over my shit: bullshit, asshole, pussy, bitch, and dick.

by bloonsfan17 August 7, 2015

Urban dictionary

What u r on right now dumb ass

Search up sex on urban dictionary it is funny

by Alian December 15, 2019