A desperately hopeless situation so named because the thought of being stuck in a prison filled with clowns is indescribably terrifying.
I am surrounded by idiots in this clown prison but I can't escape because I have to pay my mortgage.
by RowboatCop March 8, 2019
Get the Clown Prisonmug. In the process of breaking wind
by bowen_arrow May 6, 2010
Get the Stepping on a clownmug. by Garfibromyalgia April 29, 2021
Get the Clown Meatmug. A dunk clown is someone you hire to show up and publically beat someone you dislike at a thing they believe they're good at. Traditionally it's an actual clown coming to beat someone at basketball, but can be used for any activity.
by DestroFace May 17, 2017
Get the Dunk Clownmug. A woman with extra silicone injected in her lips and buttocks who applies copius amounts of makeup and wears two piece matching sweatsuits with Addidas flip-flops. Often seeing berating nail salon workers so they can get a discount.
The booty clown snapped her fingers in Cheng's face because her nail chipped on the tab of her Monster just two hours after he worked on her.
by doonkune April 20, 2019
Get the booty clownmug. When you go down on your lady during her period. While you're down there you bite the string to her tampon and pull it out using your teeth. Then you swing your head left to right so it swings and gives you a giant bloody red happy face. Like a clowns
by Sugarnay August 10, 2016
Get the red clownmug. A mischievous prank In which one shits in a towel and throws it into the victim's dryer on the high heat setting. The dried shit-towel will have the appearance of a brown faced clown having used it to wipe the brown face paint off, and the odor will be horrendous
Julie was unimpressed with my collection of memes. So, I sought out my revenge by shitting in her Egyptian cotton towels, threw it in her dyer, and set it on sanitize. Enjoy the brown clown, Julie. You old bitch.
by B-Muff October 19, 2017
Get the Brown Clownmug.