South range high school

Home of stolen parking spots

This is the third day this week someone's taken my parking spot at South range high school

by Cutgrasseatass December 2, 2021

Spanish River High School

School in Boca that actually isn’t that bad because literally all the teachers are super nice but you end up hating the school because all of the white “wood field rich kids” are annoying af and think their the shi, or the white/Hispanic kids who try to act ghetto and say the N word and no one does anything about it. Literally everyone in the school tries to fit in or act “cool” by doing drugs in the bathroom 24/7 but that’s fine because then the normal kids who actually care about their life will actually get into a good college because all the drug addicts will either all be dead by their 20s or ruin their life and not be able to fix it. Also everyone in this school either all looks the same or their ugly there is only that 5% of kids who are actually decent and the school is filled with thirsty guys trying to get laid or girls that are hoes and just want to show of there 13 year old body’s that aren’t even developed. In conclusion the school isn’t a bad school if you were able to remove all the annoying ass kids and only leave like the 60 normal people.

Guy 1: Yo you know Spanish River High School

Guy 2: oh ya that one school filled with those white wanna be rich kids

by kid who actually cares June 17, 2019

Rosedale Heights School of the Arts

An arts high school in Toronto. Mostly known for their "welcoming and open" atmosphere and (mediocre at best) art students. They also have an extreme weed culture.

Rosedale Heights' students can be easily identified if they're wearing one of the following:

- Cosplay-esque attire
- Rock/Pop shirts of obscure artists
- Bright and flashy clothing
- LGBTQ/Rainbow attire

Something that's not commonly talked about is the fact that 95% of the school act like IRL twitter SJWs. So, if you happen to make a joke that can be even remotely close to offensive, be prepared to be insulted/shunned from the rest of the students.

Tim: Have you heard about Rosedale Heights School of the Arts?
John: Yeah, my trans sister goes there.
Tim: Oh, cool. By the way, can I get some kush?
John: Yeah, my trans sister sells it. Just go behind the school before lunch and she can hook you up.
Tim: Thanks man!

by thatonedudefromrosedale November 21, 2021

Portage park elementary school

a shitty ass school that paints itself to be great and artsy and shit even though most of the kids are actually idiots and the teachers are mostly assholes and aren’t even good

so many young kids do drugs too like lmao calm your ass down youre in the fifth grade

Person: have you heard of portage park elementary school?
Person 2: lmao yeah it’s filled of wannabe gang members

by random person who went here August 2, 2021

james river high school

james river high school is your local poor kids hangout, located in the shit-pits of botetourt county, virginia. this hellhole we call home is the best (and only) 2A-and-slowly-dwindling-down-to-1A public school (as a matter of fact it's the only school) you'll find within about a hundred-mile-radius.

It's also the number one place to turn to if you're looking for any of the following:
a. pot
b. potheads
c. poor kids
d. eons-old teachers
e. various other drugs besides pot
f. a lousy football team
g. lousy bleachers
h. shitty school spirit
i. great pep club spirit?
j. furries
k. roaches
l. old cheesesticks behind the auxiliary gym bleachers
m. roughly two albinos
n. more roaches
o. ants
p. other, more bizzare things
q. the list could go on forever really

Some fun facts about the place:
1. Half of the seniors are about 8 feet tall
2. Every single male in the building can be found clad in a unicorn onesie on Pajama Day
3. There's a couple of teachers and some janitor dude who tell all the freshmen every year that there's a James River ghost
4. There is no ghost
5. Everyone hates the 2021-2022 freshman class
6. various, extremely strange items can be found in the many bathrooms around the school
7. if you ever meet JJ Halstead ask him about the piss bandit it's worth it

(if y'all don't accept this as a definition i swear i will sick jerry on you)

girl 1: "you go to lb?"
girl 2: "yeah"
girl 1: "i feel bad for you"
girl 2: "you go to james river high school?"
girl 1: "yes"
girl 2: "DAMN HONEY i feel bad for YOU"

by poppity poppins the chicken pi December 21, 2021

Trabuco Hills High School

Its a sickness that floods this polluted world. Its own existence only causes pain and suffering. It's worse than hell.

Trabuco Hills High School is dog water

by the disease spreader November 30, 2021

Cherokee Independent School District

goofy ahh roblox group, corrupted owner who mistreats staff, owner bullys people and when someone says something back he bans them

did you hear about Cherokee Independent School District, Yeah! that group is bad

by dee_snuts_lolbro January 31, 2023