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blown up like a tick

used to describe someone that's really fat.

when a tick is attached to an animal, it gets bigger and bigger as it sucks more and more blood.
so and so used to be really hot, but now they're blown up like a tick.
by j_walker_305 June 10, 2010
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Shredding it up on my platter

The case of my phone should be well protected cause when im shredding it up on my platter i don't wanna bust my droid
by hobobling October 2, 2010
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Shut the fuck up fallacy

The ultimate trump card when someone uses a fallacy in a feeble attempt to disqualify your reasonable argument
"Argumentum ad hominem? I invoke the Shut the fuck up fallacy".
by MackSneale January 17, 2022
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clean up on aisle zero

Having to return to the bathroom to do a better job of wiping one’s backside.
Karen: “What took you so long? I thought you’d already used the bathroom?”
Tom: “I did, but I had to do a clean up on aisle zero.”
by Mooseface May 22, 2018
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waking up in the red sea

When a girl is on a heavy period and wakes up to find she has leaked overnight, staining all her clothes and bed sheets.
I have total fanny tap. This morning i was waking up in the red sea!
by rlrlrlrl May 9, 2011
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Bringing up Laura Branigan

A term used when a person is so sick they are throwing up what they consumed in the 80's.

Although names of other pop stars of the era may be used to define the amount of effort involved in emesis it is worth noting that there is some debate as to whether "Bringing up Pat Benatar" implies as deep a retching as "Bringing up Laura Branigan".

"Bringing up Rick Astley" is only ever used by people who didn't actually live through the 80's and who spend their days on YouTube.

Medical note: Known to cause Boerhaave's syndrome (effort rupture of the esophagus).
80's Survivor #1: "Heard you were really sick."
80's Survivor #2: "Oh, man, I was bringing up Laura Branigan."
by The JOKERCAT February 3, 2013
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pushing an elephant up the stairs

1: you been shopping with the missus lately?
2: yea, its like pushing an elephant up the stairs
by Matty (: April 16, 2010
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