When a request or problem is described, this phrase is used to tell the person that what they need or are requesting is simply not possible/available and probably won't be in the near future. An "urban" variation of "out of luck".
emo girl: I love your overalls !! can we be friends ??
super martio: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
super martio: Sorry emo girl, you're shit-out-of-luck.
Im 80% cautious ,20% conceited. so just Send me a message and tell me who you are or why you think we'd make great myspace friends, chances are if I know you or I think your interesting we can be homies.
by super martio November 6, 2008
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2: To think you are all the shit and a bag of chips, but really are an obnoxious idiotic sheen/tool Coined in Toronto
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1:woah, that car is all the shit and a bag of chips!
2:God, my boss thinks she's all the shit and a bag of chips just cause she can tell people what to do. But she really doesn't even know what she's doing
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Get the all the shit and a bag of chips mug.An alternative to the word "shit" used for when you mess up, but only so mildy that you cause no major harm. Best said in very faggy voice.
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Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
Peter: "You gotta be shitting me!"
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Get the You gotta be shitting me! mug.From a Meg Ryan movie 'Promised Land' and referenced to in Stephen King's 'Dreamcatcher' by Jason Lee. Lee as Jim/Beaver: "In the movies, when people wake up together in the morning, they immediately start kissing, nuzzling and going at it, but what they never do is get up first, take a leak and brush their goddamn teeth, which I don't think I'm alone in feeling is pretty much necessary when you wake up." then he says something like 'like meg ryan in that movie promised land'
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."
Morning breath is worse if you pass out without brushing your teeth, after a night of drinking and onion pizza after the bar.
Pete Moore (Timothy Olyphant): "Promised Land? Never heard of it."
Jim "Beaver" Claredon (Jason Lee): "Meg Ryan and uh whats his name? Reefer Sutherland..."
The Guys: "Keefer!"
Beaver: "...from I don't know 1988 or something. So, Meg Ryan wakes up in the morning and says "Where's the cat?" and he says "What cat?" and she says "The cat that shit in my mouth."
Morning breath is worse if you pass out without brushing your teeth, after a night of drinking and onion pizza after the bar.
~waking up the 'morning after'
Bev: Where's the cat?
Danny: What cat?
Bev: The cat that shit in my mouth.
Since my example has to use the exact phrase 'a cat shit in my mouth' and i quoted the movie and don't want to change it, I'll make more examples
~Amy: Damn where's that cat?
Chris: What cat? I thought you only had dogs
Amy: I do, but I think a cat shit in my mouth this morning"
~"Oh snap, your breath is so rank a cat must of shit in your mouth"
Bev: Where's the cat?
Danny: What cat?
Bev: The cat that shit in my mouth.
Since my example has to use the exact phrase 'a cat shit in my mouth' and i quoted the movie and don't want to change it, I'll make more examples
~Amy: Damn where's that cat?
Chris: What cat? I thought you only had dogs
Amy: I do, but I think a cat shit in my mouth this morning"
~"Oh snap, your breath is so rank a cat must of shit in your mouth"
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