fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch

When someone bamboozles you, being bamboozled

When someone makes a fool out of you

Declan: I told you Dave, she sent nudes to five other guys. You owe me five bucks!
Dave: Well Fuck me up the ass and call me your bitch!

Dave: *Hands over a crisp 5 dollar bill

by DirtyDave42069 March 8, 2017

National tell your crush you like them week

September 23-29 tell your crush you like them this week🤭

national tell your crush you like them week is the 23rd-29th of september

by yourrrrrbishh September 23, 2019

I can see your tampon string from here

said to one of your male friends when he is complaining about something, implying he's a moaning bitch who is on the blob.

John: "my feet are killing me from all the walking!"
Mike: "hey John, I can see your tampon string from here, mate"

by diRiculous June 1, 2011

sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤑🤑

bruh wtf is this song dawg is this that song called ecstasy or som but the lyrics are with the unfunny 2023 humor what the fuck
oh, the average YouTube Shorts kid? ur “sigma” language aint funny 🤭🤭

person 1: sticking out your gyatt for the rizzler 🤑🤑
person 2: wtf is wrong with you
person 1: your so Skibidi, your so fanum tax 🤑🤑
person 1: what type of drugs are you on so i can call for help
person 2: i just wanna be your sig—
yeah yall kids are fuckin weird as shit.

sticking put your gyatt for the rizzler 🤑🤑

by hearts4ari October 24, 2023

all your bear share are belong to us

When you do not have enough money to use bear share so you steal other peoples bear share accounts to download a cd.

I wasted all my money on that stupid first month of bear share, now all your bear share are belong to us.

by foxybrown August 22, 2007

cry until your tear ducts are dry

When you cry so hard that your tear ducts dry up and you become extremely down because there is no longer any purpose to cry about not doing a certain task.

Hey Cory, cry until your tear ducts are dry.

by Smody Cirtster August 25, 2011

telling me your limo is triple parked

(verb to be) inventing excuses, especially the same lame ones over and over again

Marge Simpson : Homer, please help me get Bart to do his homework, I don't know what to do with our rotten apple anymore.

Homer: Bart, you uptard, didn't you hear your mother and myself? go do your homework.

Bart (from somewhere in the house): I did do my essay, but unfortunately Nelson stole it and burned in the girls toilets, I will not waste my time redoing it.

Homer: speak to me comme du monde, young man. Are you telling me your limo is triple parked, again? (Homer now takes a broom and goes to Bart's room.

by Sexydimma August 10, 2013