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Short Man's Syndrome

Short Man's Syndrome is the overpoweringly devastating inferiority complex that is inextricably linked to the deadly disability and eternal curse of manletism (the crippling condition of being a manlet - a dwarfed male shorter than 5ft10). Characterized by a profound basis of manlet cope in addition to manlet rage, topped with and generous sprinkling of manlet mathematics and guy height and rounded out by a proclivity for wearing high heels, throwing hissy fits and engaging in embarrassing public catfights - the mental midget and literal subhuman Short Man's Syndrome suffering severely stunted sissy manlet is nothing short of a girlishly gnomish, microscopically minuscule and outrageously overcompensating midget monstrosity. Manlets BTFO.
Jessica: Hey, why is Tiny Tom "Man Card: Impossible" Cruise mud-wrestling that drunken midget over there? Amber: Lol, I don't know. Maybe the midget ate his high heels? Jessica: It's probably just Short Man's Syndrome. Silly manlet boys...
by ManletDepreciator September 25, 2024
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fine man

The fine man, mikaele m, was staring over me and i couldn't help but blush
by hansxans November 26, 2021
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FUCKING INTERNET MAN!

When you are playing an online FPS game and lose a fight because you are being subject to large amounts of lag because you either don't use an ethernet cable or use some ancient ADSL service that is capable of usually 10mbps topsy-turvy
Spack No.3: *Loses a Warzone gulag* Also Spack No.3: "FUCKING INTERNET MAN!"
by Jack Spank9049 April 11, 2022
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Bella Steal Yo Man

it means this person "Bella steal yo man" will steal your man if you mess with her lol
Bella stole yo man in the morning bc she's Bella Steal Yo Man hehehehe
by ysapizzzaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa November 11, 2022
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Man Hands

A Geography teacher who likes to grab papers and steal mugs from cruise ships they once worked on 10 years ago.
Darren: Look at mrs will, she's got man hands.
Cameron: ew what a bitch she nearly fell out the window.
by 5789 July 17, 2020
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Heat Man

damn heat man be so medium ngl
by psuedonymic December 22, 2022
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Galaxy Man

The cartooniest galactic god of the multiverse, he's got a great taste for kandy!
by gman5680 January 22, 2025
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