Dick About To Explode

Daniel Friendman

Don't touch him, he might jizz at any moment

by zoma March 19, 2003

T-Rex dick

When a really big guy has a large cock, but it looks small due to his over-all size, much like T-Rex's arms.

My cock is seven inches, but I'm 6'7", so it looks kinda dinky. I have a T-Rex dick.

by Alex Stockwell April 23, 2008

Side dick

1. Noun: The side view of a dick, vertical unless hard then it would be mostly horizonal depending on your curve

2. Noun: The male version of side chick

I loved the way Luis's side dick looked in that jock strap

My side dick hasnt texted me back in 20 minutes, guess its my vibrator tonight

by meowww27 October 1, 2016

Eat a bag of dicks

Literally, to consume a bag full of food from Dick's Drive In, usually 5 fries to one burger.

In Seattle, "Eat a bag of Dicks" might be taken as a lunch suggestion instead of a deadly insult.

Frank: Damn I'm hungry, let's break for lunch.

Paul in Accounting shouts out: Hey frank, go eat a bag of Dicks!

Frank: Sure, I haven't had Dicks in a while, there's one on Broadway - great fries!

by Tarrak November 2, 2010

Big Dick Energy

Any character in the Marvel Universe.

Thor, the God of Thunder in the streets, God of Big Dick Energy in the sheets.

by im_in_pang July 24, 2018

Tiny Dick Nick

One by the name of nick who has a 4 inch penis.

"Hey look there's Tiny Dick Nick!

by SecondHandMan May 21, 2013

Milked your Dick

When victorious in a competition used as smack talk to rub the defeat in your opponents face.

Dude, I just milked your dick. You bitch

by I've been Raped hard... April 13, 2011